Culinary Warfare

Beyond Bubbly Champagne Cocktail

An elegant way to toast any occasion!

Prep Time: seconds

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INGREDIENTS

champagne
raw sugar cubes
bitters
lemon twists

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DIRECTIONS

1. Place a raw sugar cube in the bottom of the champagne glass.

2. Saturate the cube with several drops of bitters. Don't use so much that it pools in the bottom of the glass.

3. Fill the glass 3/4 with champagne.

4. Twist a lemon twist in the glass and drop on top to garnish.

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Marvelous Mango Margaritas

This drink will be the mascot for your summer gatherings!
Not only is it easy, but it's beautiful and delicious as well.
Watch out though, it's so tasty that the kick creeps up on you!

Prep Time: moments
Servings: 6-8

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INGREDIENTS

1-26 ounce jar mangos, undrained
1-6 ounce can of frozen limeade, thawed
1-1/4 cups premium tequila (don't go cheap, the hangover isn't worth it)
1/2 cup Cointreau
1/2 cup Grand Marnier
1 lime, juiced
1/4 cup sugar
ice

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DIRECTIONS:

1. Pour 1/4 cup of the mango liquid into a saucer big enought to fit the rims of your glasses.

2. Pour the remaining juice in the blender.

3. Place sugar into a saucer big enough to fit the rim of your glasses. Dip all serving glasses into the mango juice and then into the sugar. Now put 'em aside until you need them.

4. Add limeade, tequila, Cointreau, and Grand Marnier into the blender. Blend like the dickens.

5. Pour half of the mixture into a glass measuring cup.

6. Add ice to the remaining goodness in the blender until contents measures 5 cups.

7. Blend until deliciously slushy.

8. Repeat with remaining liquid.

9. Pour into prepared glassed and serve.

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Killer Chocolate Shake

This is the perfect dessert to enjoy on a scorching summer day.

Prep Time: 3 Minutes
Cook Time: None
Ready In: Immediately
Servings: 2

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INGREDIENTS

1-1/2 cups milk
2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract
3/4 cup chocolate syrup
1-1/2 cup premium vanilla ice cream
1 teaspoon of sugar

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DIRECTIONS:

1. Combine all ingredients in the blender and blend like a fiend til desired consisteny is reached.

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My Mom's Artillery Punch

One guess why it's called Artillery Punch?
This intoxicating brew packs a wallop!
So watch your step and let the good times roll!

Prep Time: 5 minutes
Ready In: 5 Minutes
Servings: 1 punch bowl full

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INGREDIENTS

4 cups strong black tea (I like Darjeeling)
4 cups rye whiskey
1 bottle red wine
2 cups dark rum
1 cup brandy
1 jigger benedictine
3 cups orange juice
3/4 cup lemon juice
corn syrup

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DIRECTIONS:

1. Mix every everything together in your punch bowl.

2. Sweeten with corn syrup to taste.

3. Float an ice ring in the bowl and serve.

4. Garnish with orange twists and maraschino cherries.

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Apple Martinis

These are Whitney's favorite cocktail of ALL time!
(Liria's been known to do a little damage with these lovelies herself!)
What will happen when you make them?

Prep Time: Under a Minute
Servings: That all depends...

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INGREDIENTS

1 part vodka
1 part Sour Apple Pucker Schnapps
1/2 part apple juice
green apple slices

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DIRECTIONS:

1. Mix vodka, shcnapps, and apple juice in a cocktail shaker with ice.

2. Pour into a chilled martini glass and garnish with an apple slice.

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It's a Very Looooong Island Iced Tea

This gives new meaning to, "Make mine an iced-tea!"

Prep Time: Under a Minute
Servings: 1 powerful cocktail

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INGREDIENTS
1/2 ounce vodka
1/2 ounce Triple Sec
1/2 ounce tequila
1/2 ounce rum
1/2 ounce gin
1-1/2 ounces sweet-n-sour mix
coke
lemon wedge

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DIRECTIONS:

1. Combine all the booze in a shaker with ice.

2. Pour into a tall glass.

3. Top off with sweet-n-sour mix and as much coke as will fill the glass.

4. Garnish with a lemon wedge.

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Sex on the Beach

A refreshing alternative to real sex on the beach...
...and no bothersome sand to deal with!

Prep Time: seconds

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INGREDIENTS

2 shots high-end vodka

1 shot peach schnapps

3 shot cranberry juice

3 shots pineapple juice

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DIRECTIONS:

1. Pour everything into a highball glass and stir.

2. Take your clothes off and sip.

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