Dear Whitney & Liria,
My is husband is constantly checking out other women when we're out together. I've told him how much it bothers me but he just claims that he isn't doing it. Help!
The Other Woman
Whitney Says:
Dear Other,
My darling girl, there is such an obvious solution that I'm frankly surprised you haven't figured it out for yourself. You must simply return the favor. Next time you and the old ball-and-chain go out, I want you to drool over the waiter, bag boy, or gas station attendant like he's a big old slab of myCHEERY CHERRY PIE. Make sure to make some yummy sounds and perhaps groan a little. When your husband calls you on your behavior, tell him you have no idea what he's talking about. If he's worth his salt, he'll stop his lecherous ways ASAP.
Don't forget to pit your cherries!
Liria says:
Dear Other,
A little When Harry Met Sally medicine is indeed in order. If you're up for a slightly bolder approach, pack a couple slices of that deliciously decadent Cheery Cherry Pie and take hubby to Starbucks for their coffee and your pie. Muster your courage, and really E-N-J-O-Y. Like Sally, spare no sound effects.
By the time you're done with your performance, you could throw your own pie-eating contest and hubby will know it too.
That oughtta keep him attentive to the most important woman in the world, You!
Oh Please... my husband is constanly checking out other women and it doesn't bother me, because I know that he love me. I even go so far as to point out other women in the crowd and ask him his opinion of them.
Posted by: Southern Cookie | August 08, 2006 at 01:39 PM