Where Do I Find A Man?

Dear Whitney and Liria,

I'm a twenty-eight year old physical therapist and the only single men I ever meet are either eighty and crippled or they have had a head injury. What should I do to find Mr. Right?

Desperate in Des Moines

Whitney Says:

Dear Desperate,

Don’t Despair! There are a million ways to meet Mr. Right. I recommend getting together with all of the single gals you know and throwing a cocktail party. If each girl invites five men (remember, one girl’s trash is another’s Trojan) and brings an hors de oeuvre, you are sure to find one or two gentlemen of interest. Make my STUFFED MUSHROOM CAPS. They are guaranteeed to make men drool!

Happy Hunting,

Liria Says:

Dear Desperate,

Your letter makes me wonder exactly who here has had the head injury. I have two words for you, Sports Medecine. You, honey, clearly need a new job. Get yourself out there and discover a new batch of slightly clumsy studs who, coincidentally, are a wee bit less agile that they once were. Look, Desperate, here's your chance. They can't outrun you while they're injured. Physical therapy can be fantastic hunting ground for a girl with a purpose. Forget the mushrooms, make him a batch of my "REAL HIM IN, SUGAR" COOKIES to take along to the office and get your Florence Nightingale on!

Go get those jocks!

Comments

[Claudia]

I am also a physical therapist and would NEVER consider dating a patient - it’s wrong and unethical. However as a physical therapist you should be in decent enough shape to get to the gym and meet some healthy men. Besides you can always offer them a massage after those hard workouts!
Claudia

[Mandy]

I think I’ll make the mushrooms and the cookies for myself. Forget the men! Having a serious dry spell here and wondering if I might just be beter without ‘em. ugh

[Linda]

Get off your high horse, Claudia! It’s not like you’re the guys psychiatrist or something. You’re more like his glorified personal trainer… and there are no rules of ethics there.
Linda

[Johnny Mail]

Here’s what you do. Get off the examining table Put on your sexy nurses outfit, because no guy can resist a sexy nurse, and oh yeah steal some viagra from the hospital too. Now go feel some pulses.
Johnny Mail

[Camille]

Get a dog, and hit the local parks! You will meet more single guys than you know what to do with. For what ever reason dog owners talk to everyone, and you will already have something in common. The plus side is you get a lifelong friend and great excersise.