Husband Looking At Internet Porn

Dear Whitney and Liria,

I woke up in the middle of the night last Tuesday and discovered that my husband, Frank, was "doing the nasty" watching internet porn. I'm so disgusted that I haven't let him back into our bed. What would you do? I love my husband but I'm sick at the thought that the pig is cheating on me with strange women on-line.

Porned Out in Pensacola

Whitney Says:

Dear Pen,

The whole internet porn thing is an alarming phenomenon! What is the world coming to when nice married ladies stumble upon their husbands in the throes of self-induced pleasure? It's time to sit ole Franky down and explain that this behavior is not going to wash with you. Then put him on a diet of my LITTLE CHOPPED FRANKS AND BEANS. When he comments that you've made him the same dish for ten days, inform him of the therapeutic benefits of chopping weiners. He'll take your point almost immediately!

Remember, boys will be boys, it's our job to make men out of them!

Liria Says:

Dear Pensicola,

Cheating on you? Honey, get out the dictionary. What you describe isn't cheating. Now if you'd walked in on him and found him with another woman, live and in the flesh, THAT would be cheating. He isn't planning on leaving you for a monitor. Guaranteed.

It's time for a talk. Thing is, it may be challenging to create the kind of open environment needed for a heart-to-heart while you're calling Frank a pig!

Curiosity will take you further than judgment every time!

Comments

[Claudia]

I found my boyfriend doing the same thing! The difference is, I sat down and joined him. Of course he left me for a stripper he met… but that’s another story.

[Diana]

I think the whole internet infidelity thing is only a problem when the meeting is in a chat room or people start exchanging personal information. What no one knows is whether this incident was just watching a dirty video or whether there was a real relationship there.

[Ellie]

Oh you poor thing! A woman I work with has this problem! Her husband even quit his job and they have three children. I thank god that I’m not married to someone like your husband!!!

[Ginny From the Block]

Would you prissy misses get a life already? There’s nothing wrong with a little porn!

[Danielle]

Guys are visual whereas we are mental. Is what he did any different than you pleasuring yourself to thoughts of Johnny Depp? The one difference is if he walks in on you he can’t read your mind. If it really bothers you suggest that the two of you rent a porn geared toward you both. I’ve heard ” Yank My Doodle It’s a Dandy” is good. Just remember that people in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.