He Wants Me To Get A Boob Job

Dear Whitney & Liria,

My boyfriend wants me to have a boob job. He says that if I do it, he'll probably propose to me. I'm scared to death to have surgery and I think I look fine the way I am. What should I do?

Flat in Phoenix

Whitney Says:

Dear Flat,

Inform your boyfriend that Dr. 90210 does penile enhancement as well. If he wants you to add a couple of inches, tell him he needs to return the favor. If he doesn't shut up about the whole boob job thing, kick him to the curb and find yourself someone worthy. If he stops talking about it, but still gives you those idiotic, meaningful looks meant to guilt you into it; make him a batch of my TEENY TINY COCKTAIL WEENIES. That'll shut him up.

Some men are pigs and yours takes the cake!

Liria Says:

Dear Flat,

This letter begins with a recipe. Before you do anything else, take yourself to the kitchen and make my LIRIA'S LUSCIOUS APRICOT-STUFFED CHICKEN BREASTS. They're a mouthful! As the owner of a particularly plump pair, I can assure you that large breasts (except in matters of chicken) are not all they're cracked up to be.  Just as anyone voluntarily contemplating pregnancy should strap on one of those weighted maternity tummys for a day; I would suggest you do the same for breast enhancement. After all, you're the one who's gotta wear them, you know, forever.

Unlike children, these babies don't turn eighteen and move out. Then again, when silicone gets old it tends to rupture and leak and cause cancer. So, think about it. You may be dead, but at least you'll be married. Sure, what the hell, I say go for it!

Are you out of your mind?!

Comments

[Betty's Boop]

Okay - you guys have me hooked - I HAVE to look at this site every morning before I start my work.

Tell your boyfriend that unless he’s ready to star in an adult film - he has nothing to say about your chest! I’d say “here’s your hat, what’s your hurry” and show him the door!!!

[Claudia]

If you’re happy with your own body then he should be too! Kick the bore to the curb and get a man who loves YOU!!!
Claudia

[Kelly]

I’ve had my boobs for six years and I LOVE them!!! I’d think about it I was you, Flat. My life has never been so good.
Kelly

[Maggie]

Kelly that’s great if you decided to get a enhanced on your own - but don’t you agree it has to be her decsion and not her boyfriends!!!

[Breast Enhancement]

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