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Gorgeous Guy At Work

Dear Whitney and Liria,

There is a new guy that just started at my office last week and he's hot, hot, hot! Every single girl in the office is on the make for him like a bucket of chum in a pod of hungry sharks. How do I make him mine?

Lusty in Lafayette

Whitney Says:

Dear Lusty,

There is one obvious way to ge this man to be yours. You must feed him! But you musn't let the other girls see you or they will try the same warfare. Start leaving one lone treat on his desk with a seducive little note. May I recommend my RASPBERRY-COCONUT BARS? Once he's hooked, issue a dinner invitation. Hopefully, you'll be on the menu for dessert!

Oh l'amour, l'amour!

Liria Says:

Hey Lusty,

Hold the phone! What exactly do you want him for anyway? Our sweet Whitney forgets that while cooking is the ultimate way to a man's HEART, you'll want to find out exactly how many of his organ's you're interested in before you start investing in batter and dough. A great little day-to-evening number and drinks after work will tell you whether he really has what it takes to get your best pie!

In lust we trust!

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Comments

Lusty,
I agree with Whitney. Bring on the cookies! Set yourself apart from the other girls in the office. It’s an original idea. Just be careful, office romances can be tricky. Ask me how I know?
Abbie

Both good answers from the girls! This is such a great place to just dish out stuff and help our fellow girlfriends out there in the world. Be original, I snagged my hubby Jon when I discovered it was his b-day and I brought him a giant choc. chip cookie that said Happy Birthday on it. Ok, I gave it to him on our first date, but it really made him think. He also felt really special that I payed attention and acted on it. Guys are the ones who usually buy the flowers, who says that they wouldn’t like a little goodie for themselves. Do some research and get moving on him before some other girl jumps ahead of you in line.

Invite him to come for drinks with others from the office - then forget to ask the others….

Love the idea of the one cookie…if only there were any decent looking guys here, I’d try it out in minute!

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