Too Much Food in the Bedroom

Dear Whitney and Liria,

My boyfriend and I LOVE to use food in our lovemaking. The problem is that I'm getting a little chunky. Do you have any advice?

Sticky in Sausalito

Whitney Says:

Dear Sticky,

Is chunky really a problem here? It sounds like your man isn't having trouble with it. The good news about men and the bedroom is that when in the mood, there is no blood left in their brains so they can't really tell if you look like an el roundo plumpa lumpus. But, if you want to lose a few pounds for yourself, I support your endeavor and would recommend that you replace the whipped cream with slices of juicy mango. And perhaps instead of fudge sauce, try using a Lean Cuisine Swedish Meatball Dinner.

Tip the scales in your favor!

Liria Says:

Oh Whit!

Surely we have some fabulous low-fat recipes to offer our sticky friend. Sticky, I'll get back to you with a sexy menu that won't break the seams on your birthday suit! In the meantime, try adding something to your exercise routine that doesn't happen between your slippery sheets.

Go get physical!

PS: Psst, Sticky, forget low-fat long enough to try our HOT BOURBON FUDGE SAUCE. It'll take you both straight to heaven! And what a way to go! Enjoy!